Pedro Martinez
the most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. he’ll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. he’s also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. he won’t back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see don zimmer)
expos fan: “man, i miss being able to go to the big o and watch pedro martinez.”
red sox fan: “i understand what you mean, i used to m-st-rb-t- to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound.”
mets fan: “i wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys.”
one of the alltime great pitchers. could even throw a bowling ball at 90…..wait it was zimmers head.
wish the orioles had pedro…..but he’d never pitch for an amateur team.
the defacto ace for the bosox. he is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. not only does pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. he is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. he is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.
pedro martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
pedro martinez’s curve drops 12-6.
pedro martinez is destined for cooperstown
the most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. he’ll blow a 93 mph fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a c-cksniffer as you fan on his 12 mph change-up. he’s also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see don zimmer )
bob: “hey mike, what are you doing tonight?”
mike: “i’m going to watch some c-cksniffing.”
bob: “ah, pedro martinez is on the mound tonight?”
mike: “yup.”
bob: “cool, i think i’ll go too, it’s not very often that you get to watch a legend.”
the most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. he’ll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. he’s also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. he won’t back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see don zimmer)
expos fan: “man, i miss being able to go to the big o and watch pedro martinez.”
red sox fan: “i understand what you mean, i used to m-st-rb-t- to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound.”
mets fan: “i wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys.”
son of the new york yankees. played for the red sox and was one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball from 1999-2000. he just signed with the new york mets.
good luck in ny petey..except if you play the sox.
great pitcher, acts like a child. throws at players for no reason other than that he is a baby. the yankees are his daddy.
yo dude, pedro martinez throws serious heat.
too bad he is a whiny little b-tch.
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