Pedro’s Army
pedro’s army is a group of people who met on tumblr after reading a starship fanfiction named learning to dance. members of pedro’s army are often seen hanging out on their tinychat and talking about ltd.
‘hey, did you read karri’s new chapter?’
‘ohmygod, my tears!’
‘are you coming to the pedro’s army tinychat?’
‘i’ll be there just as soon as i’ve finished crying over this chapter!’
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- Peetend
to pretend to p-ss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people. i was just about to take a p-ss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. i was so nervous i couldn’t go so i just peetended.
- penis gut
when your dog gets overweight and his p-n-s sags a bit, some hypothesize that this might be due to age and gravity. d-mn sonja, look at dexter’s p-n-s gut, that dog needs to go for a walk but i’m too lazy.
- penis haircut
some people call this a mushroom cut. this bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. this hair makes his head look like, well, the head. the guy looks like a giant p-n-s. somewhat common at tjhsst. the asian had a p-n-s haircut.
- pessicrat
describes a democrat that always thinks the democratic party will screw up every major election. “man, everyone thinks the republican party has really screwed up but i’m such a pessicrat, we’ll probably lose this election”
- Pesticide Application
little yellow cards they put on peoples lawns that cool people take and collect. i just stole a yellow pesticide application from the johnson’s house!