pedunculated pissant


one cut above a cr-pulent carbuncle, a pedunculated p-ssant is one who’s soul purpose in life is making other’s miserable, whether it be annoyingcoworkers, a condescending boss, or a control freak step sister. however, they only do these things to make themselves feel bigger, ergo less like an ant, more like a horse. the term originates from the book the annoyance bureau by lucy frank.
lucas: my step sister phoebe is such a b-tch: i have to share a bathroom with her, and she’s always screaming at me about leaving the toilet seat up, or getting the floor wet.

izzy: my boss is just the same. he’s always accusing me of being reckless, and i think he wants to steal my invention. he’s such a pedunculated p-ssant.

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