pee and blow
to urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.
that meal was a big one; later, i had release a furious pee and blow.
the chaotic instance in which, during urination (esp. females) in a public area, the wind whistles through your legs, blowing your pee way off course. can either end up in front of you, or covering your dropped jeans, resulting in a wet and smelly situation.
i experienced pee and blow the other day when i was crouching down by the roadside… my jeans got soaked. my mom had to put a towel on the car seat.
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