Pee-guillotine
when one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending p-ss everywhere.
“dude did you pee on yourself?” “no dude that cr-ppy commode pee-guillotined me!”
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