pee hard – Urinary Erectosis
1. thats when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard on as a result of the need to pee. it really has nothing to do with hormones… truly a mystery to us men. we just kind of wake up sometimes and think “awwwww nuts i wanted to stay in bed, now i got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee.” even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection downward. the average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but i would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. i myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of co-rs- a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. i then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. in one fell swoop i give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. i then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. i have found that listening to mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. captain of the star ship enterprise.
“pee hard – urinary erectosis”
well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. its best to talk to them about it.
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