pee in my cornflakes
someone goes and says or does something that ruins your day
“sorry i can’t go this this weekend.”
“why don’t you just pee in my cornflakes won’t cha”
“who peed in your cornflakes this morning?”
my mom won’t let me go to the concert!”
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