pee in my toilet
also known as “pee in the toilet.” when something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can’t help to pee in your pants…except you’re on the toilet. so. yeah.
you can’t just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!
amy: “so jeanette, what’d you get on the math test”
jeanette: “a ‘c-‘”
amy: “ohhh…”
jen: hahahahah -p-ss- hahahahaha -pee- hahahhaaha -urinate- hahahhahahaa.
later…
amy: “well that was awkward…”
jen: “i know! i was peeing in my pants it was so funny”
amy: “except you were on the toilet…so i guess you were peeing in your toilet”
jen: “yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!”
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