Pee-on Platoon
workers that fill minor support roles on the job (“-ssistants”), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
owner to manager: “company profits fell last quarter.”
manager to salesperson: “company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team.”
owner, manager, and salesperson to -ssistant: “you lazy unproductive dipsh-t!
-ssistant muttering to self: “smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon”
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