pee pee


the funniest way to describe one’s p-n-s, making them sound like a complete -ss.
hey b-tch, look at my pee pee.
p-n-s and/or v-g-n-
when a man and a woman love eachother very much they put their peepees together. then after a while, tadpoles (seman) will come out of the boy’s peepee and go into the girl’s peepee. and then nine months later a baby will (or might) pop out of the girl’s peepee.

and that, my friends, is the tale of peepees.
the best way to say urinate
“teacher?”

“yes, timmy?”

“i went pee pee in my pants”

“good job, timmy! thats another gold star!”
1. a phrase often said by children needing to use the bathroom. 2. a phrase used by idiot adults needing to use the bathroom.
child “i need to pee pee!!” how cute
adult “i need to pee pee!!” how stupid
the yellow liquid that comes out of ones p-hole
i pee-pee’d all over your mother last night
either the liquid also known as urine or the organ that it is ejected from.
ewww, pee pee!

ah, i hurt my pee pee!
n.
1. baby speak for one’s p-n-s.
2. implication of calling someone’s p-n-s small.

v.
3. baby speak for urination.
1. aw, look at little johnny’s pee pee!
2. what does bob think he’s gonna do with that pee pee of his?!
3. all that coffee i drank makes me wanna pee pee.

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