pee-shock
(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-b-mps all over the body.
“he had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off.”
to party host: “sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a m-ssive p-shock.”
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- pelositit
any t-t, or t-tties on the new speaker of the house. d-mn she has some big ole t-tties!! lawdy i gots me a good ole glimpse of dat pelosit-t today, mmmmmm hmmmmmmm.
- Pelting
used mostly in trinidad to refer to jocking where the males play with their p-n-ses. e.g i was pelting a rounds before i check the girlfriend. i was pelting a rounds when my sister came in so i quickly pulled my pants back up.
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