Pee Skis
when a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of s-xual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.
kurt warner: dude, when i used the john, i had a pair of “pee skis” !!(throws touch down.)
gary busey: go clean it up you f-ckin’ -sshole !! and quit whackin’ off in my house !!
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