Peef

a peef is a p-n-s fart, similar to a queef. a queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

there have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. however, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the ‘peefer’. no incidences of a ‘wet peef’ have ever been recorded.

on a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
example 1:

vendor: i peefed at the dinner table.

example 2:

pierce: i tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
the male version of a queef. physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the p-n-s with magnificent force and beauty.
fapfapfapfap -paaah-
“daddy, did you just peef in my face?”
“shut up, junior. you’re adopted.”
the act of farting through one’s p-n-s.
sara squealed with delight at the sound of keenan’s peef.
1.the very specific feeling one experiences in the pit of their stomach; a mixture of overwhelming and intense joy and excitement similar to that felt when fangirling or seeing celebrity crushes but a more internal feeling-specifically the emotion not the act of fangirling. lots of the emotion can be described as a ‘peef attack’
2. a descriptive word to show admiration for someone implying that they are perfect not just in appearance but in personality particularly for the person describing them.
1.a. “i feel so peef, i can’t breathe”
1.b. “help he just posted a new picture i’m having a peef attack”

2. omfg noel fielding is so peef!!
the excretion of air from the p-n-s.
i thought that i was gonna c-m but it was a false alarm, it was only a peef.
p-n-s fart
dude your peef smells
a mystery to man since the early 1800’s, peefs have forever changed the world of gases. peefing is a voluntary release of gas from the male’s p-n-s. the act of “peefing” has also been known to often “shoot out” in somewhat of a machine-gun like fashion. some scientists have compared “peefing” to the more well-known, but less awesome women’s “queef”. many men have also been capturing their own peefs in a “peef box” for generations. this box stores the peef gas for later use. these boxes, not so much anymore, back in the day were p-ssed down from father to son. peefs are also very convenient in a dutch oven-like situation.
matt: yo, what the f-ck’s that smell?
mike: oh, my bad dude, i just peefed.
john: dude where’s your peef box?
mike: it’s filled man, i peef like it’s my job.
matt & john: nice.

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