peel the onion
1: to “work” slowly at getting to something.
2: when dating: talk, get to know each other, and then have s-x.
antonym: stab it with a paring knife
father-son talk: hun, “peel the onion” before you try to have s-x with her. dating isn’t like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. it’s more like an onion.
the painstaking penetration of an -n-s without the proper lubrication.
a: duude, jane squeeled like a pig last night
b: whatcha do to her,man. did ya peel the onion on her?
a: totally..
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