peele joke
a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. said by teachers, especially former physicists. the most legendary but unfunny jokes ever
peele joke:
mr. peele: can anyone explain the problem on the board?
cl-ss: -silence-
mr. peele: -pretends to tap an imaginary microphone- is this thing on?
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