peemergency
noun.
to have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.
to want to pee but not have a bathroom around. sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about niagara falls and water related topics.
guy in back seat of car: dude seriously, my teeth are floating i’ve got to p-ss like a racehorse! pull over or i’m going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. i’ve got a serious peemergency!
driver: sorry bro, we don’t have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. there are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. i can’t stop i’ve got to make highway time to our destination.
the urgent need to urinate.
after 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, i was having a peemergency.
it’s when you have to pee…and it’s an emergency. duh
i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice
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