peen press
when a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their “junk”
this is not always done intentionally. there is such a thing as an “accidental peen press”
kevin: “dude amy’s f-ckin hot i think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she’ll like it, 80 % chance she’ll be offended”
amy: “like… kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn’t feel a thing… awkward”
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