Peenie Cleanie
a thorough bl-wj-b.
we got back to this chick’s house, and the next thing i know we’re making out, and one thing led to another. all of a sudden she’s demanding me – demanding! – to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later i’m hosing down her sheets with d-ck vomit. i’ve never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. roger ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a f-ll-t– critic.
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