Peep jousting


a game involving the cl-ssic easter candy, marshmallow peeps. each peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. two peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. as they are heated, they expand, until one peep’s toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate b-gg-r to pop.
peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

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