peepstone
incredibly spiritual small rock that joseph smith put in his hat, then bent over and put his face in the hat to block out all the light, and then could read the stone, thereby translating special plates he got from an angel. he translated them from some kind of egyptian that some jews wrote their scriptures in. he translated them into 19th century english, so they are still kind of confusing. but they are true in every way, except they do admit to having some mistakes and errors in them.
“they are both so small, each one looks like a small peepstone!”
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