peestipation
similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.
person one: “oh man i really have to pee.”
person two:” well then go pee.”
person one:” but i’m to comfortable to pee!”
person two:” oh, you didn’t tell me you had peestipation.”
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