Peetend
to pretend to p-ss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.
i was just about to take a p-ss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. i was so nervous i couldn’t go so i just peetended.
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- penis haircut
some people call this a mushroom cut. this bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. this hair makes his head look like, well, the head. the guy looks like a giant p-n-s. somewhat common at tjhsst. the asian had a p-n-s haircut.
- pessicrat
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- petermichl
a polite euphemism for p-n-s. pardon me sir, but your petermichl is hanging out. maybe you should give her a zip. a general term for a male’s genital region. oh say there, it sure did hurt when the ball collided with my petermichl.