peexiety
fear, when peeing outside, that your own p-ss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
this is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.
dude 1 : bro’, i won’t make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! wait a sec, i’ll pee on that suv
dude 2 : yeah, it’s pretty cold out there
/- 1 min later -/
dude 2 : haha you look so proud, what happened?
dude 1 : my peexiety saved my shoes
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