pelican jesus


(n.) the son of pelican god and a member of the holy pelican trinity in the religion of bird christianity.

(adj.) resembling jesus, god, or jake paul

note: pelican christianity, like flamingo christianity, is a sect of the religion known as bird christianity, one of the abrahamic bird religions.
noun: don’t forget to do your daily worship session to pelicanjesus.

adjective: i can’t stand those videos anymore. they’re just too pelican jesus for me.

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