pelican rex
a pelican that flies away on jur-ssic park but is mistaken for a pteryaldactyl..therefore its a pelican rex!
taylor:oh sh-t the dinosaurs got out!
jordan:haha no they’re pelicans
taylor:what noway!
jordan:they must be pelican rexs’
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