Pelicans Yawn
an extremely large v-g-n-.
her c-nt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like sh-gging a wizards sleeve.
a v-g-n- so large it can hold up to 50 lbs of fish (or luncheon meat).
katie: “that girl dom did last night apparently had a m-ssive pelican’s yawn.”
jess: “really? not as big as mine, i bet.”
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