Pelosi Derangement Syndrome

the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements — nay — the very existence of nancy pelosi.
person a: “i may not agree with everything nancy pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn’t it?”

person b: “what?! queen pelossshhi?! she’s bad for america! she’s drunk on power! she supports corrupt politicians! she’s a defeat-o-crat! have you seen her nose? she’s an obstructionist! limiting debate on bills was proper then, but now it’s just hateful partisanship! did you see how she didn’t stand during the sotu address? she hates our troops! forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs… i don’t need any of those! they’re just tricks to help the terrorists win!”

person a: “wow, you have a serious case of pelosi derangement syndrome.”
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the condition afflicting the historic female speaker of the house. so acute is her derangement that she has come to believe her own lies. true enough, the democrat party is built on a platform of lies: welfare builds good character; society is best served by stealing at gunpoint from those who work and giving it to those who do not; the military is inherently bad; there is no such thing as too much plastic surgery; those who study hard, work hard and create jobs are bad; carbon dioxide is pollution; higher taxes beget higher revenue; the more non-white, non-male, non-straight you are, the better a person you are; oral s-x is not s-x; state-owned/subsidized newspapers are good for us; global warming is caused by man. the old bat cave we know as pelosi truly crosses over to the other side and sees herself as royalty, above the law of the commoners and ent-tled to any luxury taxpayer money can buy: trips to rome, the largest military jets, lavish meals and gifts at every turn. she believes she has the power, a la “1984” to rewrite history to suit her story. and with a lapdog media and a dimwitted const-tuency, all that keeps her from getting away with such is conservative talk radio, so guess what will be outlawed next…..
that old bat cave of a speaker has infected our historic first bp (first black president) and our historic first hpvp (first hairplugged veep) with her pelosi derangement syndrome .
the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements — nay — the very existence of nancy pelosi.
person a: “i may not agree with everything nancy pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn’t it?”

person b: “what?! queen pelossshhi?! she’s bad for america! she’s drunk on power! she supports corrupt politicians! she’s a defeat-o-crat! have you seen her nose? she’s an obstructionist! limiting debate on bills was proper then, but now it’s just hateful partisanship! did you see how she didn’t stand during the sotu address? she hates our troops! forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs… i don’t need any of those! they’re just tricks to help the terrorists win!”

person a: “wow, you have a serious case of pelosi derangement syndrome.”