Penal Queef


a fart released from the p-n-s. some say that they do not exist at all. a few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. the penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like sasquatch and the lochness monster.
“the attendees at the governor’s ball were slightly put off when richard let out a wet penal queef at the dinner table.”

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