Penaloaf
a loaf of bread made from an elephant’s p-n-s.
person 1: “dude i just ate the most epic penaloaf”
person 2: “you know that stuff is made out of elephant p-n-s right?”
person 1: “f-ck yeah, its the danks.”
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