penanggalan
the penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman’s head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). it feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). it can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). in some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. they will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they’re gone.
the penanggalan kicks twilight’s sparklef-ggots -sses anytime.
susan reeks of vinegar maybe she’s a penanggalan
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