pence face


n. a facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s r-ct-m or v-g-n-.
ex. mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his pence face during donald’s entire speech thanks to devin’s deft control of the mike’s -n-l vibrator.

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