pencil shavings
another word for c-m.
a pencil is a slang word for p-n-s.
a pencil sharpener is a slang word for v-g-n-.
pencil shavings is a slang word for c-m.
e.g when a man and a woman have s-x, the man sticks his pencil into the woman’s pencil sharpener and they have s-x. after a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
bad cheap/fake weed
“i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings”
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