Pencil Slammer


after completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

a pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
the intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. they are usually either the smartest little suck up in the cl-ss or the f-ck-up in the back of the cl-ss who has failed 3 times.
quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. we all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

i was taking my time on the sat and only had a few questions left when the prissy little b-tch next to me didn’t even finish the last word before slamming it down. f-ck you, pencil slammer!

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