pencilcunt
a loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. usually a member of the upper cl-ss she will more likely resemble the equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as ‘horsey.’ she will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch… more so, a pencilc-nt.
roly: ‘how is the sale of your apartment to that fat pencil skirt b-tch going’
hannah: ‘you mean pencilc-nt? well pencilc-nt has decided to pull out with no explination or communication leaving me totally dans la merde’
roly: ‘what a pencilc-nt!’
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