Pendoo
a term used to define a preferably indian person who is usually sikh; they have a fetish for living in luxury. however a lot of the things they buy are absolutely cheap and they usually get them from a nearby run-down market. but they consider them to be luxurious but they are really not luxurious to the eyes of a non-desi. pendoos are like the asian equivalent of chavs, if you will.
they have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pr-nounce bare words wrong like…
whisky – ‘biskey’
hounslow – ‘huns-lor’
ford – ‘phworr-der’
pound – ‘p-rned’
england – ‘in-gland’
b-st-rd – ‘par-sterd’
they have a really distinctive dress sense. you can instantly tell if a desi person is pendoo.
they have a big turban, big 1970’s jacket (that he got from hounslow market last sat-rday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big -rs- stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother’s wedding).
pendoo man: ah bl–dy god. darling, look! a gold chain and rado watch…. their only £3 each! let’s buy 10 for uncle jee and aunt jee!
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