Pendulum Penis
a potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the t-st-cl-s and/or flaccid p-n-s repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.
jogger chad: “dude… ok, i gotta take a break here…”
jogger michael: “aw, man come on… we got three miles to go.”
jogger chad: “dude… f-cking got pendulum p-n-s going on right now, k? gimme a freaking break.”
jogger michael: “for christ’s sake, you said that two minutes ago.”
jogger chad: “f-ck off! i thought i had the testies of papa smurf last time i tried to tough it out… couldn’t beat off for two days.”
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