pene
spanish for p-n-s
1: oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: i dont speak spanish
1: thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
the correct plural of p-n-s which almost no-one knows about. simple latin is beyond the average american.
“as they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me.”
p-n-s, d-ck
i let my girl suck my pene last night.
the correct usage for the plural of p-n-s. however, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one p-n-s.
drunk sl-t: oh, i sucked so many penes last night
random guy: that shouldn’t even be a word.
a zangy combination of the words p-n-s and peepee to describe a man’s lovin’ stick.
my girl licked nutella off my pene last night… i was sad i didn’t get any nutella… but i did get off.
a p-n-s, something that i have.
i have an 11 inch p-n-s… around. well not -quite-…
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