Penelope
1. one who is very smart, witty and outspoken
2. fearless
3. incredibly attractive
“wow, she’s a penelope”
shy until you get to know her then she is crazzzyyy! everyone loves her because she is sweet and is always there to help with any problems you have. she is extremely pretty and all the guys want to go out with her.
“why is it everytime i see her she is being loud, but whenever i talk to her she is so quiet?”
“because her name is penelope; once you get to know her she’ll be loud around you too!”
oakland/ bay area term which references the police or other law-force type officials.
drug addict: “if i buy 5 can you toss me a pack”
dealer: “the block is hot!! come back later cause i ain’t servin’ nothin’ until the penelopes bounce up out”
a character off a popular skit on snl, (sat-rday night live.) she is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.
girl: “i just had a baby! i’m so happy.”
penelope: “well i just had three babies and a cat… yeah, they’re all perfect and i’m ecstatic…”
a female that makes herself the center of attention at any group gathering by taking what someone in the group said and applying it to herself but more exaggerated.
the male version of this would be called a “chad”.
one upper
kristen: how was your weekend, maya?
maya: it was great! my boyfriend and i went skiing.
jennifer: my boyfriend, who’s a model….took me skiing for two months in the alps last year and he’s taking me to the north pole this christmas to meet santa claus.
kristen rolling her eyes and whispering to maya…”she is such a penelope!”
a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don’t go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the p-ssengers
wife: where the f-ck you been?!?
husband: nowhere, i took a penelope with seis fifth and them. we smoked two paris hiltons and a rosie o’donell.
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