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  an expressive form of “ffs.” this word sounds like “f this.” see “ffs.” “effess… i can’t do this sh-t…” “this whole project sucks, effess!”

• goozak

  another word for “door,” originating from the cartoon “wayside.” omg! i totally just slammed that goozak in yer face! neither drunk, nor sober; you can never win a fight with a goozak. if i dont close and lock my goozak, burglars could get in.

• gorfer

  someone who farts in a bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles tommy had a shot with that sorority girl but he is such a gorfer

• Gorlairious

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