Penfie
a selfie… of the p-n-s.
usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank
“look how’s hot this chick, i’ll send her a penfie ”
“hey why so blue?; oh shut up! …my stalker sent a penfie] on my mom’s phone!”
” honey im so h-rny… i miss you… pls send me a penfie “
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