Penguin
(v). it means that everything is cool, chill, good, ok etc.
ex. if someone is testing a mic and they ask how it sounds you would say “it’s penguin”. ex. if someone asked how you are you’d say “i’m penguin”.
bunch of penguins =)
the pen-guin
when a woman gives a man a bl-wj-b, and just before climax, she walks away. the man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.
the b-st-rd p-ssed me off, so i gave him a penguin.
an extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent sp-ce travel and wish to establish a colony on pluto
“the penguins have launched several thousand am-bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. we’re all f-cking screwed.”
1. a small, black and white, s-xy aquatic flightless bird.
2. a rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose -ss must be kicked.
3. an idiotic character from the tv show batman, who makes long -ss schemes such as “i burn you slowly with a magnifying gl-ss” to kill people instead of just shooting their -ss. he has his very own -sshat
1. that penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.
2. i kicked that penguins -ss and stole his girlfriend.
3. trever clement is almost as gay as the penguin.
a penguin is one of the two magical creatures of earth. they are extremely skilled at martial arts and are reliable agents of espionage. penguins can traverse quickly through the water and are unaffected by sub-arctic temperatures. penguins claim to be the original pioneers of sp-ce travel.
that penguin can fly!
it’s fluffy bird not a f-cking bl-w j-b. sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. and sometims it wears a wimple on its icy head.
the penguin ate the birdseed with popcorn.
a really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! he can’t fly but swims and glides through ice really well! penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
aww! the penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
1)the creature you can steal from antartica without authorities noticing.
2)mascot of linus torvalds
1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!
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