Penguin heaven
the heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. it should be terrible when you die but fear not! penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! so much ice cream in so many flavours it’s like an ice cream version of w-lly wonka’s chocolate factory! yay ice cream!!
ah, it’s a shame i have to go… but woop woop i’m a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :d
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