Penguinity
(n) a religion glorifying the penguin as god. there is penguin-jesus, penguin-g-d, penguin-angels, penguin-demons, etc. the penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
an example of a sermon in a church of penguinity:
“and the penguin-lord said, ‘let there fish!’ and all was good. it penguin-jesus name we pray, penguin-amen.”
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