penguinnese
penguinnese is a language penguins use to communicate with each other and other creatures if needed. only penguins and those who’s religion is penguin can understand this language. some of the sounds of this language meaning many things are: noot noot, squawkkkk, a a a eeh, sqooowkkkk and etc.
bob: hey mark, can i get some lessons on penguinnese?
mark: sure! just make sure you believe in penguins first, otherwise you will not be able to learn penguinnese.
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