penguino
noun: a canadian that lies about living far enough south so that he can not be cl-ssified as an eskimo, although all evidence suggests otherwise.
– usually the agitator is from the bc area.
penguino is telling lies about having green trees and being able to leave the house without a parka again.
“cuhnadian is a penguino.”
a penguin that wears a sombrero and is often seen driving a ford fiesta. also known as senor penguino. found in the mexican heartland, albuquerque.
here comes senor penguino, his sombrero barely fits in the ford fiesta.
a penguin that i gave my gf
f-ckin penguino saw my gf naked before i did!
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