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Pengwin

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  where the p-n-s is ruptured by extreme masturbation. “my p-n-s is bleeding because of a “penile rupture”

• penis vein

  a large vein in the p-n-s area that becomes very noticable when the subject is aroused or in some cases angry after my boyfriend found out i cheated on him i could see his p-n-s vein an old mississippi delta blues name. unfortunately very little of p-n-s vein jones early material was caught on tape.

• penold

  a old type of food eatten by cannibals. comes from the inside of a deceased old man’s p-n-s, when eatten it was believed that they would gain the s-xual appeal of that dead man, thus, becoming s-xually irresistable to all females the chief had had many penolds, he is the s-xiest b-st-rd in the joint.

• Penzomeester

  the white substance that oozes from the bellyb-tton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it. “i was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere.”

• Perceptisonic Lag

  the amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played. a: man, the perceptisonic lag on that song was huge… did those idiots not know what they were […]

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