penicorn


a unicorn with a p-n-s on its forehead instead of a horn. it can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.
the penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers…unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
a penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a p-n-s as a horn. they are the very pets of the ancient gods! some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
it is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it’s existance to make an eternal-beauty-potion and make millions. naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.
omg! the animal that put out the city fire was a penicorn!
– duh!
unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a p-n-s.
“yo’ dude, you see that penicorns over thurr.”

charlie the penicorn. (;
candy mountain charlieeeeeeee.
a fusion of the words p-n-s and unicorn. basically, this is a synonym for d-ckhead. if you see where a unicorn’s horn is and picture a “d-ckhead”, you will get it.
my ex is being a real -sshole. he is such a penicorn!
the magical horse with a p-n-s on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.
guy: i saw a penicorn today. i rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn’t give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. i used it as a subst-tute for mayonnaise i made for my parents.

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