penile chocolate flapjack
when you’re having -n-l s-x with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your d-ck goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in sh-t looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
i had -n-l for the first time last night and when i pulled out i went full penile chocolate flapjack
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