Penile Eclipse


an astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large p-n-s.
the penile eclipse resulting from tim tebow’s first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
when your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own p-n-s.
“man i have to control my beer belly or soon i’ll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

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