Penile Injunction
a formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. a penile injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
oli: look at that group of chikitie over there by the bus stop, i am going to try and get involved.
tom: don’t make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
oli: shut the f-ck up, your the joker. i am going to get myself a hot f-cking chikita.
tom: dont f-ck with me, or i will serve you with penile injunction
oli: dont do that you tw-t
tom: ok, you asked for it f-ckface, i hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the chikita’s. unlucky b-tch.
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